I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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