Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
