She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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