whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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