I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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