Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i barfeds in our rink
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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