Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
