try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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