Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
