Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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