What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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