They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
COCAINE IS GR8
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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