is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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