What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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