fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
someone get that fucking seahorse.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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