oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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