He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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