i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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