what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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