found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
