and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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