Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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