Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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