he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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