doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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