all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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