you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
