Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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