Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
