So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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