So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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