dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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