I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
