i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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