if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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