But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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