I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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