dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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