you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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