Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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