okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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