Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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