his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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