I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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