i just identified you from a description of your pipe
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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