Already got asked if we're dating
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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