Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
