Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Less talking, more tequila
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
