so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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