kristin has been a bad kristin
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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