and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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